I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
