Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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