You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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