You're completely useless in the revolution.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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