did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
