Umm I'm too high to move.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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