is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I love having hate sex.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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