Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Randomize
