I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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