I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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