I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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