went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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