I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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