Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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