I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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