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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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