Duck Duck Cougar?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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