So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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