if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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