He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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