Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Randomize
