I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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