His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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