at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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