What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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