i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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