Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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