Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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