Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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