i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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