Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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