they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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