Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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