saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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