margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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