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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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