its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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