Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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