At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize