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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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