i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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