reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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