is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
