actually, I'm a sock model
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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