nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Please don't give away my fajitas
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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