Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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