best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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