I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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