i think my tv is drunk
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
you will always have a special place in my vag
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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