Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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