The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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