thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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